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A fake boner made by a fold in one's jeans.
Everyone's eyes were trained on Matthew as he played the bongo drum. Little did ..
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When you ask for a HULK action figure and get a used Ken doll, painted green.
Where's the karate chop action on this piece of shit..
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Pulling something bad off at work, which results in a written reprimand, which ends up on your personal file.
Ah shit man, you shouldn&..
