Sonbitch Pilemonkeynuts Edit Meaning

1. The act of God impregnating Joseph instead of Mary God-"Shit dude, look what I did, Joseph just looked more appealing." Mary..

1. When one defecates through a strainer onto someone else creating a funnel cake pattern on that person. Dick and Jane were pretty close,..

1. getting pants-shitting drunk; absolutely shitfaced. "Girl..over this long weekend were going to get absolutely smoshed!" See..