Songworm

What is Songworm?


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A Songworm is an annoying song that you hear once and it replays itself over and over in your head until you are ready to commit suicide. Later in the day, you think you forgot about it and before you know it, it's in your head again, and you may even find yourself singing it. The only cure to get rid of a Songworm is to catch another, more annoying Songworm in your head.

Fake Thug #1: (humming "To the left, to the left, everything you own in a box to the left")

Yo, son I got this stupid song stuck in my head all day.

Fake Thug #2: Chill I don't want to know, keep yo Songworm to yo'self

Fake Thug #1: It's Irreplaceable by Beyonce. "To the left, to the left"

Fake Thug #2: Damn, if I start singing that songworm outloud then my boys is going to think I'm mad homo!

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