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After having sex with a virgin you pull out and your penis slaps up against you stomach.
Leaving a blood stain.
Guy 1: dude the other ..
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The most wanted snatch on the planet. So delicate and tender, one of the 12 wonders of the world. What your dad wished he could have h..
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girl & guy are sleeping. guy quietly gets up, starts beating off, then yells so the girl leans up, then blows on her face.
i so pul..
