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Get your shit together - en francais
Dad: Honey, assemble your belongings, we need to leave.
Daughter: What?
Dad: S'il vous plai..
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A builders piss is when ones trip to the john for a quick slash takes longer than expected due to the need to take a shit
"ah mate..
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Titties so nice you would stick your head into a toilet and bob for them.
I'd love to put my worm through those apple titties...