Sontaran

What is Sontaran?

An ugly, irritating bastard with no neck.

They can be seen in call-centres located in Central Scotland.

Named after the alien race seen in the TV series 'Doctor Who'.

''That tosser is a Sontaran mongtard.

I hate the cunt's guts.''

See doctor who, wanker, prick, bastard, heart attack

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