What is Sony?
1.
A company that's 10 times bigger than
I listened to my Sony-licensed CD with my Sony-made Discman with Sony-made headphones while playing my Sony Playstation 2 with NFL Gameday 2004 made by Sony-owned 989. Then I played Sony-owned Everquest on my Sony-made Vaio laptop online while listening to Sony-licenced Joan of Arcadia on my Sony television.
Bill Gates could only dream of having that much power.
2.
Also one of the 5 major music corporations which control 90+ percent of
The
RIAA loves Sony'scock .
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3.
The ultimate downfall of the American economy.
Hey! lets go purchase a new Sony product while we piss on our own country! Screw America!
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4.
A japanese company actually deriving from the word "sonny" because it's creator wanted it to seem like a hip young company.
You thought it meant something, didn't you?
5.
A company who creates a variety of products which tend to easily break.
Billy: Dude, sony's making playstation 3!111!
Bob: I know dude, I already saved up 10,000 bucks to buy 3 of them for back up . . .
6.
Retarded
After putting a Sony XCP-"protected" CD in your drive hold down shift to disable autorun or else Sony will f*** up your computer with their DRM crap
or just open
Regedit and change "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINESYSTEM
CurrentControlSet ServicesCdromAutorun" to 0
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7.
The Microsoft of electronics. Like Microsoft a buch of idiots and morons bash their products simply cause Sony made them...
The following is an actual conversation I once had:
Me: Hey check out my PSP.
Idiot: Dude that thing is crap!
Me: What exactly makes it crap?
Idiot: Sony made it.
Me: So t could be the best handheld ever and it would still be crap to you just cause Sony made it?
Idiot: Yup.
Me: *Gives idiot a Dead Arm, walks away*
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