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It's when you get sloppy seconds from a guy who finishes quickly. Zoom zoom.
Dude, you know you're with a freaky chick when s..
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The odds that a Mexican will ever be president of the United States. Not to be confused with Juan to Juan: the odds that if a Mexican i..
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An imatation of Hilary Duff, to annoy Hilary Duff fans.
I love Hilary Fluff. Her movie, "Lower Your Noise" inspired to not si..