What is Sookie Stackhouse?
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the grown-up, completely badass version of Bella Swan; the protagonist and narrator in HBO's True Blood and the Southern Vampire Mysteries.
Twilighter: "Bella Swan was so brave when she saved Edward's life."
Smart Person: "are you kidding!? when someone was after Sookie Stackhouse's man, she choked him with a chain!"
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