What is Sophank?
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A sycotic rare species of twidget a form of (dwarf and midget).This blood thirsty beast who kills small animals it is said that he has one eyebrow with gigantic bald patch on his head..the distinct difference between a friendly Sophank and a bad@$$ is the chode located on the lower back just below the spinal tail the purpose is still unknown to man. These creatures dwell in very low numbers usually under small bridges and abandoned caverns. It is said that these beasts are trainable and can be great house hold slaves.
omg i ran into a sophank today, thank gosh i didnt have my dog with me though, he wudda torn that motha fucka the fuc up!!! DaANG!
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