What is Sops?
1.
Abbreviation for the TV show The Sopranos, the greatest programme in TV history. Ever.
John: I don't fancy going out tonight, what shall we do?
David: Let's just chill with a few beers and put Sops on.
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2.
Chenese, derived from soporific
1. (n) the nickname of an overstuffed orange dog whose narcoleptic nature inspired his name
2. (n) the act of strategically placing stuffed dogs in front of a closed bathroom door to scare its occupant witless.
3. (v) to perform the act explained above
"Wow, he looks really sleepy! Let's name him...Soporific? No, that's dumb, fiend! Hrmmmm, how about Sops?"
"Hrmmmmmm, I shall leave Melly here so she'll be scared to death when she walks out."
"I despise those people who sops Melly while I'm in the shower!'
