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to iron on the floor
Where's your ironing board?
Don't use one. Just iron on the floor.
What? That's like....nigger ir..
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Results when one is so excited about the prospects of taking a nap that they cannot fall asleep.
Symptoms: Restlessness, Desire to talk..
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A coloquial abbreviation of "As if I care", or "as if you care". Used to express disbeleif at the other's lack..