Sorenson

What is Sorenson?

A Sorenson is Someone who pushes carts at a convenient store.

The average Sorenson takes their job way to seriously, and tells people they are in charge of security.

A Sorenson will never remove his sunglasses, indoors, nighttime etc. Its all the same to him.

Steve: Hey man, check out that Sorenson.

Chuck: Why is he wearing sunglasses? The sun went down an hour ago... Why is he wearing a black belt and kicking things?

Steve: He pretends to know martial arts, leave the Sorenson alone.

See karate, george, sorenson, convenient, store, sunglasses

Glorthok

1. revised definition: Glorthok; n 1. The extradimensional intelligence that controls the actions of the weak-minded. 2. Any person su..

Pornbot

1. One of those annoying spammer programs in chatrooms that sits there spouting random gibberish such as "I'm naked on my profile..

Nearly Witches

1. a song included on Fall Out Boy's mixtape, CitizensFOB Mixtape: Welcome To The New Administration. the artist listed is The Paul Re..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Sorenson Edit Meaning