What is Sorenson?
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A Sorenson is Someone who pushes carts at a convenient store.
The average Sorenson takes their job way to seriously, and tells people they are in charge of security.
A Sorenson will never remove his sunglasses, indoors, nighttime etc. Its all the same to him.
Steve: Hey man, check out that Sorenson.
Chuck: Why is he wearing sunglasses? The sun went down an hour ago... Why is he wearing a black belt and kicking things?
Steve: He pretends to know martial arts, leave the Sorenson alone.
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