What is Sortacide?
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The act of killing oneself slowly over time. Small, destructive habits known to have severe repercussions later in life are usually at play. Particularly relevant in personality types lacking a sense of personal well-being.
Person 1: What?? He starting drinking again? Why the hell is he doing that?
Person 2: He could care less. He is committing sortacide.
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