What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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To get together with someone and sit somewhere and drink something. Can be coffee in a cafe or can be beer in a pub or just sitting in t..
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Adjective: The act of haivng your penis enlarged with an Andropenis penis enlargement device.
I got my dick Andropimped boyyy!
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