What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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mastubating two men and the same time, one with either hand.
My hands hurt this morning. Chop drills last night
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usually a short, fat, hairy ugly fuck, with awful breath, desperate for female attention, lacking manners, talent or education.....
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