What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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A phrase used to label a piece of multimedia (e.g. music, film) as worthless to the point that it is not even worthwhile wasting the sma..
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When a man of an average built comes before satisfying the needs of a women
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A guy, that never has sex, and you can see by the sexual tension on his face, that he masturbates a lot.
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