What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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A sexual act in which a man is engaged in intercourse with a woman and when the man is near or at climax, many persons(more is better) s..
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Very large, extra large, too large perhaps. Denotes male.
Mucha Grande; denotes female
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