What is Sorts?
1.
A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
Random Words:
1.
a burger made out of soy and/or vegetables, without meat.
"Yum, I love Burger King's veggie burgers!"
See veggie burger..
1.
A person who just graduated high school/college student who tries to act like an adult, but still behaves like a high-schooler. They usu..
