What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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To be REAL fuckin high...ceiling can be replaced with clouds, sky, etc.
Ron Howard: "Yo, I'm stoned as shit..."
Fonzie:..
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The time it takes, from the start of sex, to make a woman have an orgasm
She was so turned on last night she went from zero to ohhh! in..
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A somewhat derrogatory term, used as a synonym for 'taking a shit'.
Man I gotta drop the Cosbys at the pool, I shouldnt have ..
