What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
Random Words:
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ZX-12 ninja . if you will put wings it will fly at 320 KM/H..
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(fuckin I.T.)
The first words you hear when the internet goes down at work, therefore stopping all web browsing.
worker1: Fuckineyetee..