What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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the act of pursuing a relationship OR soliciting sex from another person through an instant message and/or online dating service.
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canadian.
usually found near or at the lake.
"Who's that old lady wearing the Molson Ice hat?"
"Oh, that's j..
