What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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1)the act of fucking around
2) something done by a shuttlecocker
"Quit shuttlecocking over there and finish taking batting practi..
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A good pal; a buddy that one might enjoy spending time with on the weekend.
Wassup jiggy slice? Haven't seen you in a while.
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