What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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A low life individual whom scraps metal to support a drug habit.
George is a real copper nigger. That copper nigger stole all the metal..
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a family that is so seemingly unrealistically perfect that it's sickening
I heard they actually discuss their problems at the dinn..
