What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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1. The art or practice of being a dumbfuck.
2. The state or condition of being a dumbfuck.
Beverly's dumbfuckery knows no bounds...
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When someone inserts their finger or penis into a rectum, and a quality one.
Bob gave me a quality anal probe.
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When someone insert..
