What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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A slap across the face using an erect penis.
Cindy was just about to blow me when I gave her a vertical slap.
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When you get your balls pierced with chandelier earrings (dangly-earrings).
Aw man, that guy totally got a queen of sheeba done!
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