What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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Woman over the age of 50 who is determined to be happy and doesn't give a rat's ass what anyone else thinks.
Old Lady Richard..
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A killer that doesn't have any feelings when he kills somebody.
He's one ice cold killa!..
