What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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Typically used to poke fun at what someone said or did, to show that it is stupid.
First two examples are quotes from the movie "S..
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a term in which males degrade floosies in a game that can also be called as playing girls or being a pimp.
Hey Aaron, have you been pla..
