What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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What you say when the police are nearby and you in posession.
"five oh fo- lay low lay low"
"504 lay low. popo at 6 o&a..
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A large minivan, usually white but also seen in such styling shades as dark red, green, off-blue, and grey, always covered in at least a..
