What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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A phobia of death, an abnormal fear of the termination of life.
My friend Rachel has deathophobia, death is her biggest fear.
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the highest rank in the British and Commonwealth armies, the highest rank a mere mortal can reach, second only to the Royalty.
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