What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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Mental Masturbation in the work place; make work nonsense that accomplishes little but take up time. Business faggotry.
Wow, that repo..
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A way to tell someone that they're ugly. Sometimes just used in playin'.
Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?
Your fa..
