What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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To pound ones ass with no lubrication.
Eric gave your wife the ol ass grinder last night.
See butt fucker, ass invader..
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1. To obtain a prized piece of ass, oftentimes a woman who can cook a man eggs and turn him out
2. After a sexual conquest, the act of ..
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He's good looking but not really fine.
What do you think of Jason?
Well, he's no Nick B...
