What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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Any low quality liquor that can be consumed in large amounts to achieve the maximum level of shittiness.
"hey, let's pick up ..
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Tiny clump of excrement, usually the result of a bowel movement that turns out to be a false alarm.
Bubba-Jack rushed to the toilet to ..
