What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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Something that saves nine. A phrase that came into coinage in the 19th century meaning that if a patient is treated in the early stages,..
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When you take a shit, leave the stall, turn right back around, sit down, and take another shit.
lul mah boiiii made a bathroom u-turn a..
