What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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Instant noodle's that come ready-to-eat in a disposable plastic or styrofoam, bowl or cup, often with plastic spoon included.
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A song by the musical band New Order, that is (or at least should be), according to NewOrderOnline, the hidden track of every commercial..
