What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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Less exclusive than the Mile High Club, in that all you need is a pool table.
Engulfed in a fiery passion, the two ventured to the bill..
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to have ones penis completely inserted into a fanny
i.e. upto the hilt of a sword
here..darling..do you mind if i get it upto the hilt..
