What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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What your buddy says when he won't go party with you anymore now that he has kids.
"Dude, we're hitting a strip club aft..
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A MMORPG that nobody fucking knows exists.
"What the Hell is Endless Ages?"
See David
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Endless Ages is a lifestyle
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a simple mix between dissapointed, and pissed off.
often happens when you lose something or it's stolen from you.
Ben: Oh my Lord..
