What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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Not good looking at all.
"Eww, did you see her? She was less paullete!"
See less, paullete, looking, ugly, gross, disgusting..
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To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.
This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have or..
