What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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A sexual position in which the male has intercourse with his partner until she is dead.
Henry: "Where's Jessica?"
Mark:..
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A game where a modified Vauxhall/Chevrolet/Opel Corsais rocked, causing extreme embarrasment to the cap wearing Chavdriving it.
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