What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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A word to call someone who is really stupid dumb and is an idiot. Usually said really fast or muttered under the breath.
"Wow, you..
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Lady Red Pants is another one of Batavia's local bums. She is often seen wearing red pants and sleeps under the black stages at the..
