What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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someone who is sketch on the highest of levels. they are weird as all hell and just sketchy beyond belief.
"Doug was a sketch mast..
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When you open a vagina up and it looks like a grilled cheese sandwich. Also if it is an old lady pussy or an abused/extremely used pussy..
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The gap between some people's front teeth that adds to their character.
Did you see that dancing kid on America's Got Talent ..
