What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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you love yourself, men, women, animals, and inanimate objects
i walk into a room and fuck myself, my wife, my manwhore, my african elep..
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A person who would sell just about anything to make a buck. They are cheap and not very sociable. They make terrible friends because t..
