What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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Used to imply complete seriousness. Honestly.
For real for real, when I walked in the room, he was making out with the dog.
See seriou..
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A pair of well hangin' titsthat flop downward.
Her droopy swingers give her age away...
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To masturbate upside down.
To enquire upon the state of someone's quasilling you must 'quizzle'.
"Sir, I quizzle y..
