What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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A term used used to describe how your balls might smell, typicaly after walking around in the heat all day.
Damn bro its fucking hot ou..
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the act of banging a chick with your middle and ring finger in a scooping motion
I was scooping it with your mom last night..
