What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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A smelly cat lover, with an unwaxed anus.
That chick my mom digs is a total vanbanoupe.
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An action taken by rotundmen and women wherein a dropped item is bounced off of a protruding gut rather than caught or allowed to hit th..
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a yummy and tasty treat made down there.
Brent: Mmm... quief muffin!!
Meagan: WHat did you just call me!?
Anna: OH BOB SAGET!
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