What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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When you try to find something and are never able to, yet once you do it is everywhere you look.
In the game Grand Theft Auto: Vice Cit..
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Long rod with camera mounted on it. Offten used by MTV, Orcars, Etc. to get awesome looking camera shots.
The sick jib shots 04' S..
