What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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Simply a 6th toe on an idividuals right or left foot
'Whats that?'
'Thats my mutant toe buddy'
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A male masturbation technique: Masturbating with a block of cheese until the penis bleeds.
Billy was punching the lasagna in the corne..
