What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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To be found guilty or not guilty in a court of law by a jury, which has 12 people.
I rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
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A kingdom of loathing player. He is so bad he's good!
Once known as Osirisfx his account was given away and w00t_osirisfx was th..
