What is Sorts?
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A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.
I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.
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(adj.) pertaining to objects that are mass-produced or consumed, easily obtained, or easily installed/deployed/disposed of.
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A person either so ugly you dont want to go near them or someone with massive amounts of herpes on their face. Red crusty bumps all over..
