Sotch

What is Sotch?

An unpleasant, strange, or unwanted foreign substance. Can also be used as a verb- Sotches, sotching, sotched.

E The dog got sotch all over the floor. or, Gross! Your penis sotched on me!

See goo, goobers, slime, ooze, crust, poo

The act of taking a "Shit on the Clock" when punched in and earning an hourly wage.

I was two hours into my produce shift at Wegmans when I took a 30 minute SOTCh.

See dump, dropping a deuce, slacker, milk the clock

Eye Poo

1. Gloopy mucus found in corners of eyes on waking. (posh word is sleep) Hey, you've got some eye poo See ezman..

Torpeeding

1. trying to have sex but can't seem to get a rise...(verb) I was so torpeeding that I thought I was Mr. Friend for a minute there...

Ramzistan

1. Miniscule, oddly heteromorphic Central Asian country, run by egomaniacal Marxist Egyptian. Recurring theme in acclaimed blog of idiosyn..

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