What is Soulja Boy?
1.
Another half-assed rapper from the south who only seems to rap about Bapes or getting crunk. Sadly, his newest song "Crank Dat" has seemed to garner the attention of almost every 16-17 year old teenage girl. He is the perfect example of the typical southern snap crap.
Look at his lyrics:
"soulja boy up in dis ho
watch me crank and watch me roll
watch me crank dat soulja boy den supaman dat ho
now watch me
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU"
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Sadly, This is the new hip-hop...
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2.
A stupid loser who can't rap for shit.
He has trouble with english, and can only speak a couple sentences.
He looks like shit, he's a fucking wannabe, and a fucking poser.
Flava Flav could rap better than that motherfucker. (If you even call soulja boy's piece of shit songs "rap")
For all you stupid soulja boy fan-boys/girls, giving me a thumbs down won't do shit about soulja boy's fucking disgusting face.
Soulja Shit: CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY
Person: Shut the fuck up you loser.
Soulja Shit: THEN SUPERMAN DAT HOE
Person: I would rather fuck my dog AND listen to Flava Flav's songs at the same time than listen to garbage like that
Take your fucking ugly ass face out of the fucking music industry.
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3.
A fakeass moron who steals catch phrases from actual famous rappers in hopes of being famous himself. He apparently believes yelling "What’s Hannenin" (which is a catch phrase from Dem Franchise Boyz) about 30 times is a good song, but in reality is just a sad excuse for his inability to create REAL rhymes.
person 1:I want me some Soulja Boy
Person 2:Then i guess u want a bag of shit too?
Soulja Boy:What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin
Dem Framcjose Boyz:Get your own damn thing bitch
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4.
Nate Mathews, a 17 year old boy who lives with his mother and father that makes songs that hormone-deafened adolescents love.
songs:
Yahh Bitch
Person 1: crank dat den supaman dat hoe
Person 2: What the fuck are you doin?
Person 1: Im cran'n dat soulja boy biatch
Person 2: No, ur making a dumass of yourself
Person 1: yo' a hata of a tru playa' mayyy'n.
Person 2: You do know he lives with his mom
Person 1: but he crunk bia'
Person 2:..no he really isnt he sings in one note, has a repetive beat and can barely pronounce a word of english
Person 1: fucking asswipe!
Person 2: ...retard
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5.
Another horrible rapper from the
An example of one of his half-assed songs:
"I got me some bathing apes
I got I got me some bathing apes
I go I got me some bathing apes
I got I got I got me some bathing apes"
Soulja Boy repeats that like a million times, raps a short and retarded verse, then repeats the above AGAIN.
Seems like any black kid from the South that has an over sized jacket and fake chain around his neck can get a record deal these days.
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6.
Noun
1.A mentally retarded person.
2. Someone with Attention Deficit Disorder.
3. Someone obsessed with Bapes.
4. A moron.
5. Someone with a speech impediment.
6. Someone with a learning disability.
Crank dat "Insert extremely retarded phrase here". Repeat phrase and crank dat Soulja Boy at least three times.
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7.
a really horrible 'rapper'. he has a hit song called 'Crank Dat Soulja Boy', but that's the only song from him that people actually know about.
like most mainstream rap, his lyrics contain absolutely nothing worth talking about, yet people love him and he's making so much money. it truly is sad how fucked up the music industry is today. great rappers like Atmosphere, Immortal Technique and Jedi Mind Tricks are pretty much unnoticed, while shit like Crank Dat Soulja Boy gets played out on the radio. He has absolutely no talent and if you're gonna disagree with me, then you're either incredibally ignorant or just really fucking stupid.
Soulja Boy is really nothing worth listening to.
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