What is Soulvomit?
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a sticky, usually white or yellowish white, substance forcefully ejected from the male of a mammalian species during a state of arousal in combination with stimulation of the genital region. It transports the DNA information of the host, in an attempt to mix with the DNA information of a hostess, ultimately creating a new soul.
Many things can go wrong along the way however, often resulting in empty kleenex boxes, sticky faces, wet spots on the sheets, or even
"Dude... I fucked up man... I left the soulvomit in that
receptacle "
"Is that soulvomit in your hair Mary?"
"New from (insert porn producer here): Girls Who Suck Cock and Eat Soulvomit... part XXIV"
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