Soulvomit

What is Soulvomit?


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a sticky, usually white or yellowish white, substance forcefully ejected from the male of a mammalian species during a state of arousal in combination with stimulation of the genital region. It transports the DNA information of the host, in an attempt to mix with the DNA information of a hostess, ultimately creating a new soul.

Many things can go wrong along the way however, often resulting in empty kleenex boxes, sticky faces, wet spots on the sheets, or even anal creampie.

"Dude... I fucked up man... I left the soulvomit in that receptacle"

"Is that soulvomit in your hair Mary?"

"New from (insert porn producer here): Girls Who Suck Cock and Eat Soulvomit... part XXIV"

See semen, ejaculate, jizz, cum, sperm


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