What is Soulzimer?
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A secret society of musicians that has taken the form of famous bands over the generations.
The beginnings of this society are cloudy and vague, at best, and rumors persist as to which bands actually contained Soulzimer members.
Some of popular music's best known melodies and lyrics have been attributed to this society, and many underground musical movements were also started from subversive actions planted by Soulzimer, consequently leading to sweeping revolutions in music as we know it.
There is hidden talk of Soulzimer still existing, last heard in the swampy regions of southern Louisiana.
Holy shit! It's fucking Soulzimer!
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