Soup Can Edit Meaning

1.

A short fat dick, a chode

Matt is going to unleash the soup can

See Jeff

2.

The vagina, hootch, cunt, pussy, snatch...etc

Alternate additions:

Tomato Soup Can (on the rag)

Broccoli Soup Can (riding the fungii train)

Angel Hair Noodle Soup Can (hairy soup can)

Damn, that bitch has one nasty soup can!

See pussy, vagina, cunt, snatch, box

3.

A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.

Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.

Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.

4.

The dick that eats like a meal. Easy access and high in protein.

Mike opened up the soup can for all to enjoy, and no one left unfulfilled.