Soup Dice

What is Soup Dice?


1.

A) It origionated in the south west Indies of North America dated back to about a month or so ago by a certain species Tony-ious-erectus using hyroglyphics to depict the name of the beloved Candice.

B) The act of diceing a can of soup

Tony scribbles on the back of a paper plate while Amber Jordan is speaking and puts it in the middle of the table depicting a can of soup and some game dice.

Candice: "What? Soup ... DICE?!"

Tobi stares into space wondering what the significance of a can of soup and dice is while not paying attention to the rest of the convorsation

Derrick: "No, it says Candice ... see, can, dice."

Candice: "Oh!"

Tobi grabs the plate to draw picto-grams of candice ... then she notices thats what Tony just did.

"OHHHHHH!!!! CANDICE!!!! I GET IT!! HAHAHAHAHA!"

The whole church quiets down and looks in the general direction of Tobi while tobi is probly spilling Chai Lee Tate in her lap.


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