What is Soup Poop?
1.
A thick, soup like excrement mixture, that sprays forth from the anus without warning, and may result in mud butt if not taken care of immediately.
sally: "so what would you like for dinner Indian food or Mexican"
jack: "golly if those are my only choices, where every we end up eating I will be serving up a hot steamy bowl of poop soup when we get home"