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1) A term used to describe a Premature Ejaculation. Not EjacuLATE, but EjacuEARLY.
2) Masturbating to online porn early in the morning...
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When you take advantage of a girl when they are drunk
Man Rick really pulled a Jarad Branski last night
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The official midwestern storm of June 23rd, 2009. Specifically in and around Sioux Falls, South Dakota and the Minneapolis/St. Paul Metr..