What is Sour Puss?
1.
Michelle Obama}
Dude! Did you see that sour puss Michele Obama? To look like that, I'd have to bite into four lemons with no tequila.
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2.
One who sucks the fun out of the atmosphere. This can be done through the following; over nagging, over worrying for safety, depressing speeches about life, fussyness for everything, overly emoting oneself etc.
sour puss: You have had way too much
guy: bah! no!
down the drain
guy: FUCK?!
sour puss: To be, or not to be. that is the question
guy: STFU (Shut The Fuck Up)
sour puss: I HATE ALL OF YOU...cries
person: aww don't cry like an emo
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3.
An individual who always has a sad or a negative outlook on issues.
You are such a sour puss; are you ever happy about anything?
You are such a sour puss; do you ever have a nice thing to say about anything?
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4.
The act of urine soaking a skanky bitch’s hairy hatchet wound
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Your mom is a nasty bitch, so I gave her a sour puss. Then I beat the fuck out of her.
