Sourpatch

What is Sourpatch?

(1)A human orifice, bodily opening, or mortal wound that is infected, or is excreting bodily waste. (2) An asshole. (3) A southerner's snack.

(1) Bonnie: Fuck you, Billy!

Billy: Suck on my sourpatch!

(2) Carl: I could suck on a sourpatch

for hours.

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