What is Souter Cooter Polluter On A Scooter?


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While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.

Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.

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