What is South Cakalacky?
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South Carolina.
specifically: Greenville, N. Charleston, Colombia, Hilton Head, + Myrtle Beach.
These are the only cities that matter. Sorry to the rest of y'all.
exp: Greenville includes entire G-Ville county.
Reppin' dat 803, 864, and whatever the hell Charleston/Myrtle Beach's area code is.
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