What is South Florida Jock Strap?

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Occurs when a rope is tied to a person's genitals on one end, and the back of a dirty white Ford Pinto at the other. The person is pulled by his/her junk when the Pinto starts moving.

Lisa was so angry at her sister Lizabeth for sleeping with her black boyfriend, that she gave her a South Florida Jock Strap.

See genitals, junk, sleeping, jock, strap, florida, rope, boyfriend
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