South River

What is South River?


1.

A small town in Middlesex County, New Jersey with an estimated population of 15,322.

Similarly to its surrounding central Jersey towns, South River boasts a diverse population, mostly white, with two large Eastern European and Portuguese minorities.

The small 2.9 mi² town has also become home to a number of illegal immigranthomes, mainly Brazilian, attracted by the infamously large Portuguese population.

The median income for a household in the town is ~$52,324.

The town is frequently described by its residents as a New Jersey small town stereotype, whose residents wish nothing more than to move out.

1. Pete H. and Aaron Daley are two slackers from South River

2. "I just bought name tags for my newest construction workers: José and Ronaldinho.

See portugal, wawa, hungary, slovakia, white people, new jersey, slum

2.

A small town in Middlesex county with a diverse group of people. It used to be a nice american town but recently portugal has decided that south river would be a good place to reproduce. "The Tracks" are a great place to meet people in town and some of use spend way to much time on them. The "corner Store" is the place to go if you want tobacco. Alot of people say that it sucks and they hate it but I really dont have a problem with it.

SRkid1: Hey wanna go to the corner store then walk the tracks to wawa?

SRkid2: Yeah sure

SRkid3: yeah south river is cool aside from the immigrant problem...

See rofl

3.

A small little coolest town on earth:

we got pot heads

Mexicans

Brazilians

more Mexicans

Portuguese people

fagots sorry homos

and black people.

REPRODUCTION

did i mention Mexicans

well this place is the groovy we are full of pot

we got our frolicers

were 2 miles away from malls

and we got pot

so come to south river enjoy your stay!

Gay Dude:South river sucks!

South river frolicker: go suck ur dad's dick son,south river the bomb!

See pot, mexicans, black people, faggots, reproduction

4.

Rancid, disgusting, funky, unsanitary, dirty vagina.

Dude 1: Oh Christ! It smells like South River in here!

Dude 2: ....Sorry. That was me.

See gross, nasty

5.

1. A small town 5 miles from New Brunswick, NJ.

2. Hell on earth.

"I'd rather die than go to South River."

See hell, the ass of america


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