South Williamsport

What is South Williamsport?

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"Dunn diddy diddy dunn dunn... Where everybody knows your name....", because not one person in South Williamsport minds their own business at anytime of the day. Probably the noseiest town in America. South Williamsport... Where people live their lives off of everyone else... except for the gangsters across the bridge.

Me:"Im going to tell you a secret about that chick"

Aquaintance:"About what chick?"

Me:"Like 2 minutes ago she found out...."

Aquaintance:"...that she has crabs?"

Aquaintance:"Haha, dude I heard about that like the first 30 seconds that she knew about it, everyone knows!"
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