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Whenever co-workers resemble celebrities and they all sit next to each other.
Worker 1: Dude! Look at that celebrity panel.
Worker 2: ..
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your completley off topic
friend1: man did you see that movie with neil patrick harris
friend2:yeah i saw starship troopers
friend1:..
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If you are attracted to a girl, the odds of her being single are approxomately 1 in 10; and if she is single, your odds with her are inv..