What is Southend?
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1.) A seaside town in South East England, home of the largest pier in the World (despite Brighton's pitiful attempts to burn it down, jealous bastards.)
2.) Where the Londoners from 'Eastenders' go on holiday.. Often pronounced "Sah-fend"
3.) Living hell.
"So where you from?"
"Southend.."
"ah..Shit, sorry man."
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Random Words:
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When the pubic hair on a woman's vagina is severly over grown.
...when I pulled down her pants I could tell she had a monster bush..