Southend

What is Southend?


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1.) A seaside town in South East England, home of the largest pier in the World (despite Brighton's pitiful attempts to burn it down, jealous bastards.)

2.) Where the Londoners from 'Eastenders' go on holiday.. Often pronounced "Sah-fend"

3.) Living hell.

"So where you from?"

"Southend.."

"ah..Shit, sorry man."

See essex, chav, sket, cockney, pier


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