What is Southend?
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1.) A seaside town in South East England, home of the largest pier in the World (despite Brighton's pitiful attempts to burn it down, jealous bastards.)
2.) Where the Londoners from 'Eastenders' go on holiday.. Often pronounced "Sah-fend"
3.) Living hell.
"So where you from?"
"Southend.."
"ah..Shit, sorry man."
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The Act of receiving a female's orgasmic fluids and having the sensation of Buffalo Chicken on the Hand.
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the dude who looks after you when you're learning to skydive
that twat of a jumpmaster pushed me out of the plane..
