Southern Crab Dangle

What is Southern Crab Dangle?


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The act of pleasuring a Chinese railworker by tickling his prostate with a saudering iron. (Illegal in 47 States)

Joan preformed the Southern Crab Dangle most sexily. kekekeke.


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