Southern Engineer

What is Southern Engineer?


1.

To fix something by cobbeling together. Not only is duct tape a mainstay in the southern engineers tool box, but so is bailing wire. Typical uses for the bailing wire are any applications where welding would normally be used.

Jethro: "Hey Jim-Bob, my muffler is draggin and causing all sorts of racket".

Jim-Bob: "Git you some of dat bailin wiar and tie er up".

Jethro: "Good idea Jim-Bob, where is it at?"

Jim-Bob: "Over yonder, in ma tool box, under the duct tape".

Jethro: "Thank god you went to the Po-dunk A & M community college in Stump Jumperville and got your GED on that Southern Engineer course"!

See hillbilly, cobble, jerry rig, quick fix, old school

2.

This means to fix something, usually without the proper tools or parts. Often duct tape is used in massive amounts. Analagous to the phrase nigger rig.

The furnace in my house is southern engineered.

See fix, repair, nigger rig, duct tape, the south


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