What is Southern Shower?
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Using a detachable massaging shower attachment to wash just your anus after you take a crap rather than taking an entire shower. Basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don't own a bidet.
"I need to take a quick Southern Shower before we head to the bar in case I meet someone who might want to rim my ass later.
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a pub (bar/tavern) ritual involving the consumption of shots of tequila
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The act of curving one's foot-long penis past the perineum, and inserting it into one's own anus.
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