What is Southern Shower?
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Using a detachable massaging shower attachment to wash just your anus after you take a crap rather than taking an entire shower. Basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don't own a bidet.
"I need to take a quick Southern Shower before we head to the bar in case I meet someone who might want to rim my ass later.
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Random Words:
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To have a plaid, or plaid like luster.
"Xiouboncuous" is a great word...
