What is Southern Shower?
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Using a detachable massaging shower attachment to wash just your anus after you take a crap rather than taking an entire shower. Basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don't own a bidet.
"I need to take a quick Southern Shower before we head to the bar in case I meet someone who might want to rim my ass later.
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A variation of CU Next Tuesday aka CUNT.
"Hey Cari, you Counting Unicorns Near Topeka?"
See cunt, pussy, bitch, snatch, twat..
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gastic upset(pain, gurgling, gas) after eating mexican food, particularly enchiladas.
"Damn, baby, that mexican food sure was good..