What is Southern Slide?
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Wiping one's ass with four squares of toilet paper neatly stacked. Specifically, four squares neatly folded in half, two times, transversely.
I dropped a deuce that was so sloppy I had to wipe with a Southern Slide to keep it from running through onto my hand.
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