Southern Slide

What is Southern Slide?

Wiping one's ass with four squares of toilet paper neatly stacked. Specifically, four squares neatly folded in half, two times, transversely.

I dropped a deuce that was so sloppy I had to wipe with a Southern Slide to keep it from running through onto my hand.

See southern, slide, poop, wipe

Y'arnt

1. Contraction of you are not. Origin: Midwest US "Y'arnt going to wear that, are you?" See you, are, not, contraction, s..

Mahon

1. Needless and inadvertant acts of self harm such as ironing ones cock, vacuuming ones ear My God, the man's Mahonned himself! See ..

Its Not You, Its Me

1. what guys say when they dont wanna be with you girl: "but, what did i do?" guy: "its not you, its me" See love, d..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Southern Slide Edit Meaning