What is Southern Slide?
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Wiping one's ass with four squares of toilet paper neatly stacked. Specifically, four squares neatly folded in half, two times, transversely.
I dropped a deuce that was so sloppy I had to wipe with a Southern Slide to keep it from running through onto my hand.
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A deformed duck, usually due to radiation.
*points a little kid* Your a fuckleduckle! *child crys pathetically and flings themself off ..
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A state of being intoxicated to an excessive degree, while in public.
I was so schnookered last night!
See drunk, intoxicated, alcohol..
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A common abbreviation for the all-important question, "What would Brian Boitano do?"
No, not the dead guy who can't eat ..
