Southern Slide

What is Southern Slide?


1.

Wiping one's ass with four squares of toilet paper neatly stacked. Specifically, four squares neatly folded in half, two times, transversely.

I dropped a deuce that was so sloppy I had to wipe with a Southern Slide to keep it from running through onto my hand.

See southern, slide, poop, wipe


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