What is Southfield-lathrup Senior High School?


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Located in southeast Michigan on the border between the cities of Lathrup Village and Southfield, this is one of the worst schools in the Southfield Public School District. Many acts of violence and substance abuse abounds. Known for hefty amounts of illegal underaged sexual activity between students, in such places as parking lots, elevators, and stair wells. Below standard quality cafeteria food offers little in the way of daily nutrition and the students must leave campus in order to obtain a decent meal. Massive amounts of profanity are given off by students, many of which have illegally immigrated from the Detroit public school system and now reside with relatives in Southfield and Lathrup village so that they may obtain "a better education", but which unfortunately is not the case as these children generally have no home training and do not wish to learn at all. The school was formally regarded as a nationally accredited institution in the early 90's when graduates were routinely accepted into Ivy League universities such as Princeton and Cornell, due to recent slips in academic achievement such as a dramatic drop in standardized (and non-standardized) test scores, the students are lucky to be accepted into Wayne State and local community colleges such as O.C.C. Many youth from more privelged families are being taken out of the school immediately and being sent to better schools in the area such as Groves and Harrison High School so that they may have a better chance at a future. Skipping classes in the school is a daily routine for many students, and is accepted by many faculty members. Security is oblivous to these happenings, and makes abosolutely no effort to make the environment safer for students and faculty.

Ashley: Hey, are you skipping first hour again?

Sharday: Hell yeah! Ain't no way I'm staying in this fuckin' class another hour, we ain't gonna learn shit no way

Ashley: Yeah, its easy to get out, they leave the front door wide open.

Sharday: Yeah we can chill at my auntie's place, I'm stayin with her so I can go to this school. I'll meet you behind the school in an hour. Tell Dante to come pick us up in his fly ride so that we can have some "fun" in the parking lot.

Ashley: Sure thing, that sounds cool I'll be there

Principal: You girls better not be thinking about skipping class in Southfield-Lathrup Senior High School!

Ashley and Sharday: Fuck you! You ain't gonna do a damn thing. so go head and call my momma bitch

Class: ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

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