What is Southlake?
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City in Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex; Popular for lively town square; City High School recently won State Championship- Several wealthy cities surround the community such as: Colleyville, Grapevine, and North Richland Hills
Southlake and Colleyville share many similarites. Colleyville is prime example of what Southlake is most like. Shopping; Town Square & Village, High Schools; Dragons & Panthers
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A very stereotyped place whom contains a few people like the stereotype that run around other cities like Grapevine and Keller to brag about their wealth and ruin it for the other 97.68% of Southlake's population. On other hand, Southlake's Town Square now has a curfew because jealous punks from those cities come to Town Square and cause knife fights...thanks a million.
I am from Grapevine and will go to SOUTHLAKE TOWN SQUARE to start trouble because I am bored.
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southlake is a town full of bitches who wake up in the morning, snort a couple lines of coke off of their dresser, drive to school in their 70,000 sports cars and think that the world is just dandy. I mean hey, my dads a millionair! i dont have to possess things such as integrity and a strong work ethic to get far in life. What do southlake teenagers have to work for? THATS RIGHT, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. nuff said about southlake kids, lets move onto the adults that give southlake such a great name. I have to tell you, i have never seen so many MILF's in one place, thank god for southlake. Southlake moms, through months of pain and agony, have aquired bodies similar to the ones that mattel uses for their barbies. Thanks to plastic surgery southlake moms have large, succulent breasts and faces that resemble that of a 20 year old cheerleader. its seriously amazing. I personally feel bad for southlake dads because their shitbag kids and wives drain their fricked bank accounts in a matter of seconds. O well, i guess southlake is soooo cool. i mean nobody else cheats by combining two huge towns to make one giant shit stain on the map of texas. I think grapevine, colleyville, trinity, and L.D Bell should all combine and then we will see who has the best football team and the largest amount of drug problems. ok well im done bashing southlake, i dont think there is anything else to make fun of except for the fact that southlake guys dress like transvestites and dye their hair the same color as barbies when they are playing the most manly sport in the world. gaaahhhh ok im done
southlake sucks my left nutsack
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A town that has a bad reputation for being filled with rich kids, douche bags, idiots, republicans and just ass holes in general. Ok, I will admit that there kids like that here but there are also a lot of nice kids here also. People from neighboring towns talk about how were all rich fags and have the world handed to us. While there are some kids that meet this description there are also a lot of really nice, smart, responsible people here. I live on the border of Southlake and Grapevine(technically in Grapevine) but attend Southlake schools. The problems come from the newly formed Town Square. Before Town Square, all the jerks or douche bags were evenly distributed across the neighboring towns. But when it was built, the square gave all of them a place to come together and be dicks. The problem also comes from Southlake parents. Some moms devote their life to being tan/cunts and the dad's drive Hummers and play in a band even though their 30 or 40 and should be grown up. The school's are still great and there are a lot of nice people here, you just have to sort through the cunts first.
"Southlake" God, I love being rich, white and a total asshole! McAin 08!
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best town in texas baby:]
woohoo i live in southlake!
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A town full of mostly arrogant, pompose, pretensious morons who believe that owning (read: leasing) fancy cars, having a large house (read: having a massive mortage) and owning designer stuff is the purpose of life. Fortunately, there are some people who live there who can spell properly and also understand the fundamental difference between being a good high school football team and being a good town. Contains somethings that are worth noting: a handful of starbucks, at least 5 foodstores a Home Depot, a Lowe's, a Costco... basically Southlake could function as it's own country. The reason for this is due to the fact that a majority of the vehicles driven in Southlake are SUVs that get <10MPG, so they can't drive to Grapevine without having to fill up there cars twice. My God I'm ashamed I grew up there.
When Billy left Southlake no one really gave a crap about his high school state ring he worked at McDonald's because he had no academic skills whatsoever.
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a town south of Grapevine lake, which mainly consists of extremely large and expensive houses, expensive stores, in which nothing of true value exists, and, generally, really snotty people who take for granted the amount of incredible resources that they have at their fingertips, only paying attention to the fleeting fads of their media surrounded world; a bubble, if you will, sheilding its inhabitants to the rest of the world to such a degree of ignorance, that life outside of their sheltered world is almost alien to them; for the benefit of those who live there who are not like that, that miniscule minority, I would like to say this: there are thinking people in Southlake, as rare as that may be, so don't think everyone there is stuck up and bratty, because they suffer more than you could imagine being surrounded by this frivrility... I should know, being I spent almost 8 years of my life there...it sucks...by the way, nationally ranked sports teams a good town does not make, because some of the people are ugly to their very core.
12 heavily tanned and made-up girls walk down the Town Square of Southlake sidewalk, talking to each other as if they are great friends. One girl leaves after a little while to God-knows-where (probably out wasting her inheiritance money). Once out of earshot, the remainder of the group proceed to bash on thier "friend" to such a degree, that you could not tell that a friendly word had ever passed between them. Said girl comes back, and the former conversation resumes, until another girl, also heavily made-up and tanned, walks by. A seemingly mutual friendly greeting occurs, but once the girl leaves, the backstabbing reaches a feverish pitch... this would not be so bad, save the fact that these people do not represent just teenage girls but little boys and girls, mothers and fathers, and even some grandparents, on occasions.
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