What is Southwest Texas State?
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The most bad ass school West of the mississippi
Damn, I am not cool enought to go to SWT, I guess my punk ass better go to A&M
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The school you go to if you can't get into a real college, but you have to get out of high school.
Shit, I got a 900 on my SAT's...oh well, at least Texas State will accept me.
Random Words:
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A pair of batty boys, or homosexuals.
*Julian Clary and Boy George enter a pub together*
John: Look! Zweigsbattos!
Peter: I saw you ..