Sova

What is Sova?


1.

Southern Virginia. Basically, the less nice part of Virginia. Home to high unemployment, teen pregnancy, STD, Bush approval, and stupidity rates. There's really nothing here, except for trailer parks, McDonalds's, and tobacco farms. The worst town in SoVA is Danville, by far.

NoVA Person: "Hello!"

SoVA Person: "Howdy! Who da hell are you!"

NoVA Person: "I am from Northern Virginia, polite sir!"

SoVA Person: "DAMN YANKEE! Get yer Kerry-lovin' ass offa my tobacky field! *spits*"

2.

A nickname for someone who excells in contact sports,

Danny: Hey why do they call you Sova?

Sova: Cause when i hit you its sova

Danny:......*walks away*

See beast, animal, manchild, mvp, the shit

3.

"SOVA" stands for "Save Our Voice Actors"

A cult of fanatical worshipers of the 4Kidsproduction of the Pokemon anime.

They consider 4Kids to be sacred and the 4Kids voice cast to be deities.

They have spent the last three years trolling the Pokemon anime on various fansites, harassing the cast members and the companies behind the show, even threatening violence and acts of terrorism. They are responsible for inciting many flamewars in the Pokemon fandom and have been essentially exiled for their fanatical antics. No respectable or reasonable fan of Pokemon wants anything to do with SOVA.

They can be seen most actively on YouTube where they make low-quality AMVs, and crappy fandubs heaping praise upon the 4Kids cast, and demonizing the current cast. They will also vote down, and toll the comments of various clips of the Pokemon anime from seasons 9 onwards.

All this is in an attempt to draw new members into their cult to keep their insane campaign of trolling, harassing, and general fanaticism.

The sad truth behind this is, that SOVA was started on a lie told by the members of the 4Kids cast, whom covered up the fact that they have contractual obligations to 4Kids, and could not break the non-compete clause in their contracts without being blacklisted from all future work at 4Kids.

Even after learning these facts, SOVA dismissed them as lies and continued on their crusade.

Now, after three years, the group is fractured and desperate in their efforts. All that remains is the SOVA fundamentalists, who see nothing as too extreme. They have even made efforts exploiting the recent passing of Madeleine Blaustein as a recruiting tool and motivator.

SOVA is a group that will continue on this blind rampage until it collapses on itself.

Oh no, not this SOVA crap again, SOVA Talk is banned!

See pokemon, fanwank, asshat, whining, cult

4.

southern Virginia.

soVa keeps up Virginia's reputation of a sweet ass state. By excluding noVA (norther Virginia), Virginia is able to sustain its prestige that has existen since the first landing in 1607. While western Virginia and central Virginia are not very important, soVa is represented by the tidewater region bordering North Carolina. Most notably are the beach kids from Virginia Beach that keep it real with the surf culture. Virginia Beach hosts the East Coast Surfing Championship every year, the largest surfing competition on the entire East Coast. soVa specifically destinguishes itself from noVa because noVa kids are stuck up riches that pretend to be fly becuase they flaunt their money. In actuallity, the entire state of Virginia dislikes noVa but cannot get rid of it due to the proximity to Washington D.C. soVa has a completely different life style from the rest of Virginia. It encompases the entire chesapeake bay region and the Atlantic ocean and flurishes in population due to Virginia Beach and Norfolks' navy base, the largest in the entire world. It keeps it real with the chill beach scene and has produced many major artists (Pharrell Williams, Timbaland, Missy Elliot). In other words, if you meet a soVa kid - that is one ballin mother fucker.

example one:

"Hey who is that girl over there? She is mad fly!!"

"She's from soVa"

"Man I thought so!"

example two:

"Dude that kid is such a douch bag"

"I know man, bitch is not from around here"

"Im saying, he needs to go back to noVa"

See 757, surfing, ballin, fly


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