Sovtech

What is Sovtech?

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Spelled COBTEX in Russian, SovTech is the Soviet Technological war machine that produced the AK-47, T-34 tank, and the White Russian. Used by every Soviet Leader from Jesus through Putin, SovTech is the world's foremost producer of weapons, armor, and vodka dispensers. Feared worldwide as the premier producer of Stolichnaya Vodka, SovTech is the only industrial conglomerate ever to create a famine and cause winter at will.

Timeline...

0 AD - Jesus is born and SovTech is created

33 AD - Jesus dies, SovTech lives on

900s AD - SovTech creates Russia from scattered Vikings

900s-1917 AD - SovTech rules Russian Empire

1917 - SovTech establishes the USSR

1930s - SovTech institutes a famine

1941 - SovTech creates winter

1947 - SovTech perfects AK-47

2007 - SovTech lives on...

SovTech is the instrument of doom that really won World War II.

SovTech can control the weather.

RUN!! IT's SOVTECH!!!!!!!!!

Game over... SovTech wins...

See jesus, white russian, soviet
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