What is Soytard?
1.
A person who drinks soy "milk" and complains about the need for non dairy alternatives in an overly aggressive and somewhat retarded manner.
These people are often lactarded as well.
Dorm Resident: Hey Elaine! I picked up all supplies for dorm brunch tomorrow.
Elaine (Dorm Director): Great, but I see you didn't get non-dairy milk alternatives for the soytards in the building.
See
2.
Vegetarian with holier than thou attitude
get this soytard with the furled brow outta here while i eat my steak in peace
See
Random Words:
1.
This is what you say when you go to a hermaphrodites house on halloween. Ultimately you give the hermaphrodite one of two options of wha..
1.
Punishment, in the form of a hunk of plastic that the band director bangs on with his conducting stick to keep time when the band keeps ..
1.
the act of taking a really soft, continous shit. It's as if your ass is a Cravel soft ice-cream machine and the flavor is always c..
