Space Boots

What is Space Boots?


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Footwear which defies the laws of physics, by creating their own localised gravity field, thus preventing the astronaut, who is walking around another heavenly body such as the Moon, from floating away into space.

nephew: "There is no gravity on the Moon."

uncle: "If there was no gravity on the Moon, how did Neil Armstrong walk on it? Without gravity, he would have floated off into space!"

nephew: "Easy, he was wearing space boots."

See gravity, moon, apollo, physics


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