Space Heater

What is Space Heater?


1.

1. (noun) an electrical device that is used to heat one's home. Could also be pawned, along with a bike, by a drunk Indian named Jonas so that he is able to pay his friend the 50 dollars that he owes him.

Jonas: (in drunken slur) I’ll need you to spot me like 50, we go out. I’m going to pawn a couple space heaters and a bike tomorrow… so I’ll pay you back.

See whiskey, drunk, jonas, pinners

2.

An electrical device that basically gives off heat. Mechanical fire. Invaluable in the Mid-West and North. Out of stock 24/7 at Home Depot. Highly addictive once you sit down next to it. The reason I get out of bed from November to January.

Damn it, my space heater broke again.

That old piece of shit? You should go over to Heather's. Her's is an 8 by 12.

See winter, north, cold, snow

3.

A nickname for Jacob Black, a fictional character in the Twilight series books by Stephenie Meyer. Often used to contrast Jacob Black from Edward Cullen (air conditioner**), who is another boy in the Twilight series.

*Jacob is a werewolf, causing his skin to be blistering hot, like a space heater.

**Edward is a vampire, causing his skin to become ice-cold, like an air conditioner.

"Are you for an air conditioner (Team Edward) or a space heater (Team Jacob)?"

See jacob black, werewolf, werewolves, twilight saga, twilight, new moon, eclipse, midnight sun, vampire, edward cullen

4.

n. An obese man or woman

Referring to how an incredibly fat and sweaty person can instantly turn any room into a sauna with their overwhelming blubbery body heat

"Man I gotta go outside, space heater over here has this room at sweltering temperature."

See fatty, sweatbox, space heater, porker


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