What is Space Jam?
1.
A malfunctioned
Stan Podlak: yo what it is MJ
Michael Jordan: fuckin cracka imma fuckin shit in your asshole.
Stan Podlak: k
Michael Jordan: aw shit sorry bro don't think that's comin out
Stan Podlak: nah it's ok i space jammed myself last night in the urethra
Michael Jordan: ok gonna play some minor league baseball peace
RON PAUL 08
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2.
A movie about Jordan retiring but got back to Basketball to help the toons beat the giant aliens in a game who stole the talents from 5 NBA superstars. Michael Jordan stars in the movie with the loony toons (however you spell it) characters.
Kazaam sucks and so does Shaq when it comes to movies. Space Jam was sweet and so was MJ. Why the hell would you steal Shawn Bradley's talent???????
3.
when weird sounding techno music is played and people jam to it.
we were having a space jam in the car
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4.
To steal or take something from someone else, like in Space Jam when the aliens took the Basketball players' skills and powers.
Dude, that guy totally just Space Jammed my bike!!
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5.
A girl who is either a
"That girl asked to make out with me in front of her grandparents. What a Space Jam."
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6.
The act of urinating in your mouth for no more than $5.
Dude, mike totally did the space jam last night.
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7.
When a physical object prevents the penis from entering any part of the female body during intercourse.
I was looking forward to last night until her stomcah caused such a Space Jam