Space Marines

What is Space Marines?


1.

One of the most popular races in the table top game, Warhammer 40k. Space marines are basically super soldiers with power armor. The reason for their popularity is

1. Their tactics are fairly straight forward.

2. They are easy to paint.

3. Easy on the wallet since you don't need many of them to have an effective army.

4. They are hella tough.

Damn, he just raped my orc army with his space marines because my orcs have a fucking stupid 6+ save and are raped by bolters.

See :O

2.

One of the strongest races in a video game called Warhammer 40k:Dawn of war. Remember when you are playing as them you wouldn't need 60 men to destroy a base like you would

with the Eldar (space elves). Only about 20-30 to take out a base. At first they may seem confusing but after you master the Eldar they seem SUPER easy. When I first started playing Dawn of War I thought that i could

only play as the Eldar and despised the Imperial Guard. But one day I decided "I'm

gonna choose space marines for the hell of

it" then i brutally destroyed 5 out of 6 of the opponents. Then my friend took out the last one with his Eldar.

Billy:I'm going to choose Space Marines!

Mitchell: Space Marines blow!

1 month later

Mitchell: Holy **** i destroyed them!

Billy: See all you had to do was practice.

See warhammer 40k, eldar, necron, orks, tau


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