What is Space Pirate?
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A pirate in space. Duh...
Basically the coolest profession EVER. They fight aliens, space ninjas, space dragons and other space pirates. Must be sufficiently violent and awesome looking not to mention a space ship with a bad ass name like "Tyrant's Fist" or "Blazing Glory".
Captain Zand looked lustfully at the beautiful woman bound captive on top the piles of treasure, then his steely gaze shifted to the mutated zombie horde bewteen them. He looked back at her once more and gave her a roguish grin before launching himself forward, laser sword and blaster at the ready. This was what being a space pirate was all about...
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