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She made me a poutine.
"Your mom was great."
"WHAT!? SHE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ME POUTINE!"
See your, mom, great..
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When someone is acting so stupid and flighty that you can't simply call them "gay"
"Hey, Tim, watch me stick these ..
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Shell is 100% skank and really needs to pick up a dictionary.
Because you know, Martian is how you spell Martin, bandwich is how you sp..