What is Space Whale?
1.
A being of inconceivable size and awesomeness.
Man, is that space whale excellent or what?
2.
An essence, being, or lack of both, representing or not representing absolute freedom. The space whale, or everything but space whale, can be bound by nothing and everything at the same time, if it chooses. It may even exist while not existing.
Jim: Wow, that space whale may alter a reality in which I hadn't perceived it!
Bartholomew: The space whale can divide and add 3 to 4 simultaneously, and it did your mom last night.
Mason: That space whale sure pisses Phil off.
Richard: I tryed joining that S.W.A.P (Space Whale Awareness Party) and they told me something about sex with a panda.
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3.
An asshole. Space whale is a freakin ass. Metrasha owns all.
Space Whale is an ass. Bitch.
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