Spacebar

What is Spacebar?


1.

a very brief pause between words when speaking so people can understand you.

(credit to comedian Howie Mandel)

You talk too fast, man, use your f**king spacebar.

2.

The space between words when speaking, so that you can be understood; people that talk too fast and mumble do not use their spacebar. (Credit to comedian Howie Mandel.)

She was so excited and talking a mile a minute, I told her to chill and use her f**king spacebar.

3.

Possibly the sexiest key on the standard keyboard. It feels good to press down, and you just want to do again and again and again and.... if you're a hardcore user, you might want to consider wearing a condom.

*presses the spacebar*

"Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, what a feeling!!!! Toyot-"

"Quiet, you!"

4.

1) The social place for Astronauts.

2) A key on a keyboard which has a nice name but doesn't do much.

"Dude, I am going to Mir."

"Dude, have fun at the spacebar."

5.

sinful business

My dog spacebarred on my lap.


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